For better or worse, our champions throughout the years...
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1996
Team: Hadley Hoodlums
Owner: Tim Bishko
Record: 12-3
Championship: Hoodlums 39 - Snatch 29
Quote: Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. (Ancient Proverb)
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1997
Team: Delaware Destroyers
Owner: John D. Farro
Record: 10-5
Championship: Destroyers 40 - Follies 18
Quote: Do not call back here, ever - we do not want your business.
(Jacksonville Car Dealer)
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1998
Team: Ambrosio's A. Deheilis
Owner: Chris Ambrosio
Record: 9-5
Championship: A. Deheilis 41 - Swingers 23
Quote: It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow
would be made less with baldness. (Cicero)
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1999
Team: Baylick Browns
Owner: Piccolo Swamy
Record: 7-7
Championship: Browns 61 - Jackoffs 27 - Destroyers 26
Quote: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard,
I salute you! (Abu Nahasapeemapetilon)
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2000
Team: Sinister Sharks
Owner: Chris Ambrosio
Record: 8-6
Championship: Sharks 48 - Swingers 31 - Silence 29
Quote: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time. (Lawyer joke)
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2001
Team: Kameron Krazies
Owner: Edgar Melvin
Record: 10-4
Championship: Krazies 45 - Swingers 42 - Jellies 42
Quote: Preferential affirmative action patronizes American
blacks... by presuming that they cannot succeed on their own. (Alan Keyes)
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2002
Team: Kameron Krazies
Owner: Edgar Melvin
Record: 10-4
Championship: Krazies 29 - Jellies 21 - Blowsticks 14
Quote: It was the power, the Chocolate Thunder. I could feel it
surging through my body, fighting to get out. I had no control over it. (Daryl Dawkins)
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2003
Team: Florida Fisters
Owner: Tom Ambrosio
Record: 7-6-1
Championship: Fisters XX - Swingers YY - Krazies 31
Quote: I don't want to kill everyone... Just my enemies. (Michael Corleone)
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2004
Team: CA Snatch
Owner: Greg Mest
Record: 9-5
Championship: Snatch 48 - Boozers 39 - Hellraisers 32
Quote: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
(Will Rogers)
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2005
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 10-4
Championship: Yeah Dudes 41 - Swingers 19 - Fisters 19
Quote: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
(Jeff Spicoli)
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2006
Team: Buzzard's Boozers
Owner: Chad Buzzard
Record: 8-6
Championship: Boozers 44 - Blowsticks 39 - Swingers 16
Quote: A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the
courtesy to thank her. (W.C. Fields)
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2007
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 8-6
Championship: Yeah Dudes 24 - Boozers 19 - Clubbers 15
Quote: The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in
alcohol is dignity. (Author Unknown)
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2008
Team: Blowsticks
Owner: Mike Reeves
Record: 9-4-1
Championship: Blowsticks 50 - Krazies 35 - Boozers 21
Quote: If you are small you have room to grow, but if you have grown where do you go? (Unknown)
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2009
Team: CA Snatch
Owner: Greg Mest
Record: 10-4-0
Championship: Snatch 32 - Hellraisers 27 (OT 8) - Krazies 27 (OT 6)
Quote: Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. (Anonymous)
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